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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wild dogs cry out in the night
    As Negro wrestlers longing for some solitary company

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: Wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary company

    The story:

    Actually, it was my friend Brian who misheard these lyrics. We were pleasantly herbally enhanced when he looked at me dead serious and inquisitive, asking "what do Negro wrestlers have to do with anything." In our enhanced state, it took me a while to realize he was talking about the song, but when I did I made him sing it to me and the rest of the dorm.

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