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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why's she holding out so long
    I've been sleeping on the lawn
    Oh, I miss you

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Song: Miss You
    Real Lyric: Ive been holding out so longIve been sleeping all aloneLord I miss you

    The story:

    I actually found myself singing the lyrics aloud
    when I wondered if they made sense. So, knowing that
    Mick is hard to understand at best (for me, at
    least), I looked up the lyrics...and was happy
    nobody'd heard me singing the song the way I "knew"

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