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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why I am still here dancing with the Ku Klux Klan.

    Song: Why I Am
    Real Lyric: Why I am still here dancing with the GrooGrux King.

    The story:

    I was in a friend's car and we were listening to DMB's latest CD. This line came up, and I thought to myself, "Hmmm, Dave Matthews is either racist and doing a great job hiding it (with two black members of his band no less), or dancing with the KKK is something incredibly metaphoric." So I asked my friend if DMB was singing what I thought they were singing, and he just laughed at me. That's before he revealed the real lyrics to me.

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    I heard it like that too!

    OoXenaoO Jun 16, 2010 8:28 pm