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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why don't you pop an itchy b**th of a banana...

    Artist: Akon
    Song: Smack That
    Real Lyric: Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo...

    The story:

    I was twirling drunkenly round a pole at a popular night-club, where all the girls wear skirts the size of belts and the guys take and sell drugs, guns and anything remotely harmful( e.g. garden gnomes. Hey Hey hoorf) singing this song. Then suddenly, to my amazement, the incredibly hunky DJ who i'd fancied for ages(called Snoopy the cat)- turned the CD off and i sang my version and to my surprise, and utter shock horror. Everybody laughed. And i fainted, banged my head on the pole and had to go to hospital and have 27.5 stitches. Funny. Ha ha. I now live with my mum, have to be fed, clothed and bathed, due to my embarrassing brain tumour. I only have two weeks to live. Aahh. This is one goals, to write in and tell the whole world about my ever so interesting, educational and particularly funny story..... GIVE ME A COOKIE YOU IMBASIL

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