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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why don't you dance with me, I ain't no lil' black girl!

    Artist: The B-52s
    Real Lyric: Why don't you dance with me, I ain't no limburger!

    The story:

    There was no way I thought what I heard was correct, such a racist sentiment doesn't fit in with the essence of the B-52's, that's why I never repeated my suspiscion to anyone. I finally bought the album and learned the right lyric, which fits in to the general non-sequitur theme of most B-52's lyrics. And I was relieved.I was happy when someone I went to a B-52's concert with years later also thought she heard the lyric the same way, though...

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