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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why do you treat me like a one-eyed Jew?

    Artist: Hank Williams
    Real Lyric: Why do you treat me like a worn-out shoe?

    The story:

    Like many people, I was a little loaded when this happened, and at a
    bar... the song is playing and then cuts out (jukebox malfunction?)
    so I decide I'll "help out" by continuing. When I'm done, instead of
    the applause I was hoping for I was greeted by a combination of
    uncomfortable looks and laughter. "Mortified" doesn't begin to
    describe my reaction. Especially since I, MYSELF am a Jew!

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