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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why do I always see a hippie in the middle of the night?

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Sometimes a Fantasy
    Real Lyric: Why does it always seem to hit me in the middle of the night?

    The story:

    There I was in the car with my new boss, who loved Billy Joel, and I was all about trying to impress her with my Billy Joel knowledge. Merrily singing along with the tape, I came out with this, causing her to almost bust a kidney laughing. I no longer work for her.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/21/2001 12:28 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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