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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Why are the arms of a horse on a trampoline
    What explodes as he flew over to me

    Song: Jet Pilot
    Real Lyric: Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot One that smiled when he flew over the bay



    The story:

    lockMortician: that is what i just heard
    lockMortician: i have to look up the actual lyircs lockMortician: omg i got horse right
    Titanium Bovine: omg
    lockMortician: tHATS THE ONLY THING I GOT RIGHT
    lockMortician: Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot
    One that smiled when he flew over the bay
    Titanium Bovine: i like that tho "why are the arms of a horse on a trampoline"
    DATS A GOOD QUESTIONS
    Titanium Bovine: whay ARE the arms of a horse on th trampoline
    lockMortician: ofgmofm
    lockMortician: jskdjfk
    lockMortician: ok so i got "horse" and "flew" right and nothing else

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