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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Who's that casting Beefeater stares
    in my direction?

    Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?



    The story:

    You know, like when someone's
    drunk on gin and coming on to you? I
    got into a heated disagreement with
    a client about this one, and lost a
    debate of many weeks when she
    bought the CD and read the lyrics to
    me.

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