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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Who's always poopin' in the halls.

    Artist: Coasters
    Real Lyric: Who's always goofin' in the halls.

    The story:

    Not I, but my younger cousin who, in his Kindergarten class when called upon to sing a song he knew, gleefully belted out, "Who's always poopin' in the halls?!" Thus was a guileless, naive young nun scandalized.

    Later the nun told my aunt, whose habitually mischiveous (ADD? - we didn't have that in those days!) son had committed the lyrical sin; and my aunt told everyone so that the incident has since become a fond, endlessly amusing family legend.

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