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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Who would have thought ... it's the Earth

    Song: Ironic
    Real Lyric: Who would have thought ... it figures

    The story:

    I was pretty sure I was hearing the lyrics wrong, but it took me a while to get the gumption to ask my fellow Alanis Morrisette fan (well it's a kind of love/hate relationship with her music) friends what the real lyrics were.

    I think mine are better -- as many snobs have pointed out, what Ms. Morrisette describes in this song is not irony, but it does seem to occur all too often: so often it is a universal, i.e. over all of "the earth" experience. My friends and I thus now call such "ironies" "the Earth". A neologism beats out a stock phrase, anyday ... dontcha think?

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