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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Whiskey for my men before my horses

    Real Lyric: Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses

    The story:

    I knew I could not be right because, of course you would give the men whiskey before the horses right? so I mentioned this fact to someone in the car while the song was on. and got a "are you crazy look" and the correct lyric.

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    Also the song title is "Beer For My Horses"...

    punkyloserjess Oct 25, 2010 9:41 pm