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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    While dining on fishsticks, I chewed through a bone

    Artist: Judas Priest
    Real Lyric: Wild-eyed and tight fisted, I'm fused to the bone

    The story:

    A buddy and I were in my car and I cranked up Stained Class on
    my in-dash cassette player. (This was about 1986.)

    We were both singing along with the lyrics, and he looked at me
    and said, "What was that you were singing?"

    When I told him, he burst out laughing and couldn't stop. I still
    don't think it's quite THAT funny, but he did - and still does.

    I later told a girlfriend that these were the right words, and when
    she listened to the song she agreed. But she wondered why
    they'd written that. Even though Priest is my favorite band, I
    think that my words make just as much (or as little) sense as the

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