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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where's my Asian friend?

    Artist: Blink 182
    Real Lyric: What's my age again?

    The story:

    [According to a reader, they actually do say "Where's my asian friend?" on the live version of the track. -Mr. Misheard]

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    Love it! One of my friends was a Japanese transfer student who'd wave her hand when I sang this lyric and say "right here!".

    kaluti Mar 27, 2012 6:06 pm

    haha, i love that song xD this was funny xD

    fannybtw Sep 16, 2009 12:00 pm

    Haha thats hilarious.

    schoko Aug 31, 2008 3:56 am