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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where women blow the men asunder

    Artist: Men At Work
    Song: Down Under
    Real Lyric: Where women glow and men plunder...

    The story:

    I was about 6 and I was listening to the radio in the car. When the song came on I asked my mum what "asunder" meant, 'cos I'd heard the word before but never understood it. She asked where I'd heard it and I misquoted the above lyric, but she laughed and corrected me. At the time I didn't understand the slightly sick implications of what I was saying, but my brother still thinks I'm perverted!

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