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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where no bird flies by my window
    No s**t is tied to my tree

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Song: Lone Palm
    Real Lyric: Where no bird flies by my windowNo ship is tied to my tree

    The story:

    On a long drive back from college to home with my father and grandmother, my dad popped in one of his Jimmy Buffett CDs. This song Lone Palm came on-hadn't heard it before. The lyric above is part of the chorus. After a round or two, my grandmother thought she had caught on and started singing, "No s**t is tied to my tree." My father and I tried so hard not to laugh but we couldn't keep it in. She still didn't understand what was so funny

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