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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where I lay my head explodes

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Where I lay my head is home

    The story:

    I was singing it sitting next to my boyfriend one morning and when he heard me say those lyrics he laughed so hard that he had orange juice coming out of his nose.

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    This is why you don't go to sleep in a mine field.

    Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:42 pm

    I think you should go to see a doctor... You got a big problem there :/

    Darkrain May 06, 2014 12:57 am