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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Where have all the flowers gone?
    Long time Bessie

    Real Lyric: Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing

    The story:

    My aunt had always thought that the lyrics were "Where have all the flowers gone?
    Long time Bessie!" and never actually knew the real lyrics. Then, I tried to tell her what the words actually were. Or what I thought they were, anyway. I told her that it wasn't "Long time, Bessie" it was "Long time, no see" and she believed me! It took us a while to realize that it was actually "Long time passing". I certainly felt stupid when I found out!

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