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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where do we go from here?
    You know I'm not your only son.
    Where do we go from here?
    Stop dreaming about the synagogue

    Artist: Filter
    Real Lyric: Where do we go from here?You know I'm not your only son.Where do we go from here?Stop dreaming about that shiny gun.

    The story:

    My fiance and I were taking a roadtrip and I was hitting back the beers when this song came on. Without thinking, or blinking an eyelid, I launched into my own Jewish version. He's still teasing me about it.

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