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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Whenever you look at me I wish I was blind.

    Artist: Adele
    Real Lyric: Whenever you look at me I wish I was her.

    The story:

    I was in Old Orleans with my friend and it came on over the
    speakers. As we listened I remarked how it was a mean-spirited
    song. She asked why I thought that and I said those lyrics.

    She looked genuinely shocked when she heard and told me the
    real lyrics. I still think it sounds like Blind though. She extends it
    way out into the realms of word-garbling.

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