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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When you're smokin' your cigs, I feel violent

    Artist: ABC
    Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins

    The story:

    My family was on the way to dinner at Ponderosa where I ate 6 plates of pasta salad before going to see "Good Morning Vietnam" at the Van Buren drive-in. Halfway through the movie I began to feel sweaty and had to lay down in the cab of my parents' Mitsubishi Mighty Max pickup.

    When the scene where they play Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" came on it was all the energy I could muster to open the door and hang my head out and unfetter the copious amounts of the uncooperative pasta salad. Some time later some unlucky soul had the misfortune of planting one foot firmly in the puddle while walking by. If I'm not mistaken we ended up going back the next day for the swap meet

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