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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When you think of all that's in your hair,
    the golden carburators that are true

    Artist: Carpenters
    Song: Close To You
    Real Lyric: So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of goldAnd starlight in your eyes of blue.

    The story:

    A long time ago, when I was a young teen, I sang it like this. I think I always knew it was wrong, because it just didn't make any sense at all this way, so I never sang it openly. It wasn't until years later that I listened carefully to the lyrics and learned the true words. I still like my way better.

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