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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When you make love, do you look a little weird?

    Artist: Def Leppard
    Song: Love Bites
    Real Lyric: When you make love, do you look in the mirror?



    The story:

    I was 16 & hanging out with this guy I really liked at a party when this song came on. Since I was a decent singer back then, I thought it'd be a good idea to wow him with my voice. He was wowed all right....after he stopped laughing his **s off.

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    LOL, that's funny and the story is even more hilarious...

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:55 am