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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When You Love Somebody
    Bite Your Tongue
    All you can think about
    Is anything but debris

    Artist: The Fruit Bats
    Real Lyric: When You Love Somebody Bite Your Tongue All you can think about Is anything but to breathe



    The story:

    I sang this aloud to family on a three hour car trip about half way through the ride and the person driving had to pull over he was laughing so hard. He had to explain to me the correct lyrics, and that debris was actually garbage or left over materials.

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