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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When will Life be Love

    Artist: Linda Ronstadt
    Real Lyric: When Will I Be Loved

    The story:

    What made this embarrassing was that I was in Sixth Grade, wandering through the school gymnasium and there were three girls sitting around singing this song. When they sang (what I thought was ) "when will Life be Love", I shouted to them "When they change 'i' to 'o' and 'f' to 'v'"....feeling pretty clever at the time. Of course, they gave me puzzled looks and my **sumption was that they were just not as quick-witted as I was. It wasn't until months later that I realized my gaffe and that I was now just another weird boy in their eyes.

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