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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When we move into a town
    child services start to frown

    Artist: Josef K
    Real Lyric: "When we grooved on into townCharles Atlas stopped to frown ""when we move on into townShores happily (?) start to frown"

    The story:

    I have to admit that I can't validate the real lyrics. I only found these two "theories" on the web.
    Actually pretty fast as soon as I noticed how messed up my version was. I blame the singer as I can't make out what he is singing. And he is probably laughing about my misery, too!

    Looking at the whole lyrics, it would be pretty creepy if it was about violence against minors.

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