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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When the Salad Monkey comes...When the Salad Monkey comes...

    Artist: Elliott Smith
    Real Lyric: Better sell it while you can...Better sell it while you can...



    The story:

    On Schoolies' Week (end of high school celebration, usually at beach), I'd just consumed a whole packet of cheap jelly beans by myself. Heard this lyric, was convinced that my version was right, convinced one of my friends although the rabid Elliott fan who owned the CD was in the same room...I founded a cult on this basis!

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