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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When the radical priest came to get us released, we
    were all the color of loose meat.

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Real Lyric: When the radical priest came to get us released, we were all on the cover of Newsweek

    The story:

    My local Adult Contemporary station plays this song
    at least one a day, so chances are I hear it driving
    to and from work a few times a week. One afternoon,
    it happened to come on just as I was pulling into my
    garage, so i sat in the car to listen before going
    inside. I realized in horror that I had thought for
    years Paul was singing about them being browned in
    the sun during their yard time in jail.

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