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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When the cats go play that's when I m********ernYou'll be my girl, I'll be the spy rnLike the James Bond flick girl I'm ready to ride

    Artist: Shakira
    Real Lyric: When the dog's away that's when the cat's play You'll be my girl, I'll be the spy Like the James Bond flick girl I'm ready to ride

    The story:

    I knew it probably was something not so suggestive, but I was like
    what are they saying if it's not that? I checked the lyrics online and I
    was like oh!

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