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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When Rudy bites hard
    inhibitions are low
    and the sentiment rides high
    'cause the mushrooms won't grow

    Artist: Joy Division
    Real Lyric: When routine bites hardand ambitions are lowand resentment rides highbut emotions won't grow

    The story:

    I hadn't really thought of the lyrics, I had just assumed they were what I thought they were. Then, one day as I was listening to them carefully, it came to me as an epiphany. Fortunately, I hadn't shared my version with anyone else, so I wasn't THAT embarrassed!

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