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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I'm bigger
    Cry in the night if it helps
    To Mother Nell I simply love you
    More than I love life itself

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
    Real Lyric: Wait on me girl Cry in the night if it helps But more than ever I simply love you More than I love life itself

    The story:

    I was singing this and my husband said, "That makes no sense. Are you sure those are the right words?" I just rolled my eyes because I pride myself on being a "meaning" person more than a "tune" person. He looked up the words at laughed at me for being so arrogant!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/30/2004 1:57 pm

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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