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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I smile, tell me some bad news
    Before I laugh and I start to choke

    Artist: The Who
    Real Lyric: When I smile, tell me some bad newsBefore I laugh and act like a fool

    The story:

    Oh, you have no idea how embarrassing this was. You see, I was surfing the net, and I decided that I would make my music collection on my computer better by including the lyrics for every track. I am considered the music expert in my small circle of friends, and so I was astonished to find that this was the only line I had wrong in my entire collection. Now that I think about it, my line makes more sense in the song, seeing as how the next line is "And if I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat." If he's a bad man, he wouldn't be used to smiling and laughing. Why shouldn't he choke?

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