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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I see the prostitute page
    I just wanna grow up

    Artist: Ramones
    Real Lyric: When I see the price that you payI don't wanna grow up

    The story:

    Well it almost sounded Ramones-like; I mean with 53rd & 3rd and all. I always wondered what the "prostitute page" was, though. But the Ramones are wonderful--they can sing about whatever they want, and they did. I wasn't really paying attention to what the song titles were, so I guess I really didn't have a clue. It was actually my GUINEA PIG that made me question. He'd just look at me real weird every time I sang that line. I guess the little guy is smarter than I thought!

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