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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I reeked of makeup, I made her stop

    Artist: Harry Belafonte
    Real Lyric: When I reached Jamaica, I made a stop

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    Heard song again whee older' and understood better

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    I think Harry had an overenthusiastic makeup artist. "Look, you've put so much foundation on me you could build a house on my forehead. STOP!"

    Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:49 pm

    Is Harry Belafonte that much against his wife wearing makeup?

    coffeelunatic Sep 14, 2009 2:57 pm