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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I pressed her for a reason
    She refused to weave an answer

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Stranger
    Real Lyric: When I pressed her for a reasonShe refused to even answer

    The story:

    I just always assumed "she refused to
    weave an answer" were the real lyrics. I had
    cassettes and they didn't have the lyrics
    included. So when I got my first Joel CD
    when I was 18 or so, I was reading along to
    the lyrics of all the songs and saw for the
    Stranger "to even answer" and couldn't
    believe it. I listened and then realized "my"
    line sounds exactly the same as the "real"
    words, but I think "my" version (which I just
    always assumed was Joel's version) is
    actually better and more poetic

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