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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I feel nothing at all (woo-hoo)
    and I piss and I need all
    Well I lie and I'm in it
    All that the time that I never show that I'm into
    Insani-tahhh!!

    I got my head doll,
    when I was young
    It's not my pop-love
    it's not my.

    Artist: Blur
    Song: Song 2
    Real Lyric: When I feel heavy metal (woo-hoo)And I'm pins and I'm needles (woo-hoo)Well I lie and I'm easyAll of the time but I'm never sure why I need you Pleased to meet you! I got my head done When I was young It's not my problem It's not my problem



    The story:

    Well, first I must admit I tend to misheard lyrics (as well as people talking to me, etc!) but this one wnet too far lol! I needed to tell... and since my bf doesn't find misheard lyrics as funny as I do I had to sign up here!!! Well, I've been singing this song this embarrassing way since ever!! To find out just the other day, thanks to a karaoke, that I was so freacking wrong!!! hahaah I told everybody how I used to sing it but well... seems my friends have more refined sense of humor 0_o Hope you appreciate it! LOVE!

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