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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I called you last night from Padstow

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: When I called you last night from Glasgow

    The story:

    Well. I've only just found out that I had been mislead all these
    years. You do a bit of surfing, come across this site, rifle through a
    few songs,and discover you've been Mondegreened.Come to think
    of it, what are Abba doing a gig in Padstow, of all places, when they
    were at their most Discotastic. Then again, Glasgow isn't much

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