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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When all words fail, she speaks
    She makes tapes and m********es

    Artist: Ben Folds Five
    Song: Kate
    Real Lyric: When all words fail, she speaksHer mixed tape's a masterpiece

    The story:

    My brother and I used to be HUGE Ben Folds fans when I was about 12 and he was 16...when I was that age, saying "m********es" was a big deal and was never I would always try to make conversation during that part of the song, because it was embarrassing to have my brother hear me sing about masturbating! But then I looked up the lyrics in the album cover and realized that it was once again safe to sing. It still sounds like it says "m********es" to me though.

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