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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Whats up creature, whats up thing?
    I know it's alive

    And

    I've never seen anything like it before
    This amoeba's got a mind of it's own

    Artist: The Adolescents
    Song: Amoeba
    Real Lyric: A one celled creature, a one celled thingIt hardly knows it's aliveAndI've never seen anything like it beforeThis amoeba's got a mind of it's ownThis is reaching for the telephone



    The story:

    I thought this song was about a Amoeba that was
    created in a science lab and grew into a monster
    and was going to eat people or something,
    especially when I heard the line:

    You're better off dead if you only knew
    Your growing life is taking a dive

    Which I misheard as:

    You're better off dead if you only knew
    Your life's taking a dive

    Come to think about it, I misheard 99% of this
    song, except for these 3 lines!

    I've never seen anything like it before
    This amoeba's got a mind of it's own
    This is reaching for the telephone

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