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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What's love? A second handy motion

    Artist: Tina Turner
    Real Lyric: What's love, but a second-hand emotion?

    The story:

    When I was a tiny child, I saw Tina Turner doing some funny hand gesture (I guess it was a dance move) during a performance or video for this song on TV, during this line of the song. Naturally, I figured that this hand dance move must be a "handy motion." And since she seemed to do it twice in the performance during that line, it was obvious to me she was not specifying the FIRST handy motion, but rather the SECOND handy motion. To this day, I feel an uncontrollable urge to make the first and second handy motions when I hear the song (or sing it to myself!) My brother thought mine was right and learned to flawlessly perform both handy motions.

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