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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "What'cha doin' on your butt?"

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Song: You Should Be Dancing
    Real Lyric: "What you doin' on your back?"

    The story:

    Singing it in front of my husband and daughter (who laughed her a** off at me). What made it funnier was when they tried correcting me with more wrong lyrics. I was one word off... and I must say, I think my version of their lyrics make more sense. Who the hell is REALLY on their BACK anyways if they should be dancing. Wouldn't they be on their BUTT if they weren't?!!
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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/28/2006 9:53 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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