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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What if i wanted to break,
    laugh it off in your face,
    what would jew do? (oh oh oh).
    what if i fell to the floor,
    couldn't tear this anymore,
    what would jew do, do do?

    can't break me dam,
    marry me, marry me,
    I am finished wit

    Song: The Kill
    Real Lyric: What if I wanted to breakLaugh it all off in your faceWhat would you do?(Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh)What if I fell to the floorCouldn't take this anymoreWhat would you do, do, do?Come, break me downBury me, Bury meI am finished with youWhat if I wanted to fightBeg for the rest of my life.What would you do?(Do,do)You say you wanted moreWhat are you waiting forI'm not running from you (from you)Come, break me downBury me, bury meI am finished with youLook in my eyesYou're killing me, killing meAll I wanted was youI tried to be someone elseBut nothing seemed to changeI know now: this is who I really am insideI Finally found myselfFighting for a chanceI know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AMOh ohOh ohOh ohCome, break me downBury me, bury meI am finished with you, you, youLook in my eyesYou're killing me, killing meAll I wanted was youCome, break me down Break me down Break me down What if I wanted to break...? (You say you wanted more, what are you waiting for? (bury me) I'm not running from you...)What if I, what if I, what if I... (Bury me, bury me)

    The story:

    well this is what I hear down my ipod so I thought I should give you he whole thing. never realy told anyone so maybe I should have. oh well I like them both And if you don't well tough.

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