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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What I hear:

    I never meant to date..I'm local!
    In prison dial is death like sick-a-ling!
    Strong age and all the mang lies ignation eye
    Don't see the stars, my memories are feld
    Into the dreams I fold, I'm a less fass
    Walls made of stone, I drink i

    Artist: Gojira
    Song: Ocean Planet
    Real Lyric: I'm in a mental cage,I'm locked upImprisoned I live,Deathlike, sickeningStrong is your holdOn my resignationI don't see the stars,My memories are veiledIn fluid dreamsI fall I'm restlessWalls made of stoneAre turned into water nowEnlightened demonsAre taking me by the handApproaching me,This great eye speakingMountainous wavesAre breaking on my despairAwaken me but I'm still dreamingAnd I just plungeInto this sea of lightSet open the doors of soulI'm livingLightning struck meI see the path I was so scared ofAnd fly to the starsConviction now increasing at lastMy skin is brokenI see the smallest part of meMy mind is aliveBut I'll never bow to this againWhy do they call me thereHow can I fly toAll this waterI don't feel likeI could ever swim to themWhales in the skyI feel they're so closeInside, and yet so far awayBurst into tears, I feel sadMy dreams aflameThe force is now awayLie on a stone,Drop this load and cry to seeThe ocean planet is on burn

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    I nearly cried...Considering they are my biggest inspiration and all time favourite band, hahahaha.

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