Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    What have you taken for a knife?

    Real Lyric: One eye you've taken for an eye.



    The story:

    I'd been singing it wrong in bands for years, kind of smooshing over that line and never got caught. Then I saw a John Fogerty special and caught the lyric accurately, as I belted out the wrong one in the presence of my wife (also a singer). That hurt!

    By the way, in one chorus, John sang the "Bathroom On The Right" lyric, just for gigles :-)

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!