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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What fun it is to ride and sing
    A slaying song tonight

    Artist: Standards
    Song: Jingle Bells
    Real Lyric: What fun it is to ride and singA sleighing song tonight

    The story:

    I was a very angry fifteen year old, and for some wierd reason, the neurons under construction in my still-developing brain just heard these lyrics this way. It's not like I have any relatives in the Irish mob or I listen to gangsta rap, so I don't know how or why I turned this into a song about drive-by shootings!

    Needless to say, I recently made fun of my own faux-pas by using the title "A Slaying Song Tonight" for a "Road to Perdition" fanfiction featuring Harlen "The Reporter" Maguire, a very black comedy set at Christmas (of course!).

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