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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What follows
    Has led me to this place where I beat off without a trace

    Artist: AFI
    Real Lyric: What follows Has led me to this place where I belong with all erased

    The story:

    My best friend's Sweet 16th birthday party, a group of us were hanging out in a tent in her backyard after doing some midnight topless swimming, singing to AFI, when I blurted out those words, not realizing what I had said. One girl said, "Did you just say what I think you did?!" & repeated what she believed me to have said. I agreed that, yes, I did in fact, replace part of the song with 'where I beat off without a trace', & from then on, we've all sung it that way. We've forgotten what the real lyrics were before from this lovely event.

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