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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What do you mean I don't take my pills?
    Why do you think I choke? Huh?

    Artist: Megadeth
    Song: Peace Sells
    Real Lyric: What do you mean I don't pay my bills?Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

    The story:

    Have you seen the size of these capsules I have
    to swallow?!? They're the size of concord grapes!
    And even worse they have the ickiest, most vomit
    inducing flavor!

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