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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Wham Bam Hanky Man"

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: "Wham Bam Thankyou Ma'am"

    The story:

    It Was Bad, Oh , So Soooo, Bad ....

    I had been a Bowie 'fanatic' at that stage in my young life as long as i could remember, all my peers new this trivial but 'me' fact ...

    Then one casual evening , with a few casual aquantances round my house listning to music smoking some 'things' and generally talking 'toonz' ... I was pottering about whilst making a cuppa and sang along to Suffragette City with the entirely wrong lyrics i have quoted above and after 20 years am now just about able to admit to without curling up in a cringing ball of embarrassment ... main thing was , my then girlfiend and furure wife was the first to notice my misinterpretation and point it out to all others present ... Ho hum! Such is life, !! unfortunately i have more 'grown up' bothers on my mind these days ...
    Still it haunts me some nights tho! ..

    T p de B

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