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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We've golden soul and wealth for toll,
    Our home is dirt by sea.

    Real Lyric: We've gold and soil and wealth for toil,Our home is girt by sea.



    The story:

    Most school children sing a variation of this version, as the word "girt" is not commonly used these day (except by Shakespeare and National Anthems) and "dirt" is much more logical to a child mind. My brother believe these were the proper words for years. This general belief was even discussed in the newspapers before the Sydney 2000 Olympics ("Should 'girt' be changed?" "will the rest of the world laugh at our 'Girt'" etc

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