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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

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    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    West Kilimanjaro

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Whiskey in the jar-o

    The story:

    Well, I was sitting in the car totally rocking out to the song, singing quite loudly when my older sister (19 at the time, I believe) pointed out my error. I didn't understand how exactly there could exist a west side of a mountain (Kilimanjaro) but kept singing "West Kilimanjaro" anyhow. I figured Metallica was attempting a new-wave, avante-garde sort of thing. :op

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